plottwist:

peer reviewing aka “this is so painful i wish i could just rewrite your paper for you oh my god” 

also “i dont really know what to say so im just gonna write good job qith a smiley face good luck”

aduhm:

tumblr can limit my posts, but they’ll never limit my swag

youronlinegirlfriend:

roses are red

anon hate is rude

i can’t write poems

send me a nude

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

baelor:

amoying:

imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too

too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

katkinkat:

i  swear celebrity pregnancies last like 2 months instead of 9???